lol stole it from ~FrodoBursh

If I were a month, I would be:... July
If I were a day of the week, I would be:... Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be:... Midnight
If I were a sea animal, I would be:... Sea Turtle
If I were a direction, I would be:... North West
If I were a sin, I would be:... WTF kind of question is this?
If I were a historical figure I would be:... Abe Lincoln
If I were a planet, I would be:... Pluto!
If I were a liquid, I would be:... Mountain Dew
If I were a stone, I would be:... Lava Stone
If I were a tree, I would be:... A maple tall and free
If I were a bird, I would be:... Parrot, so colorful
If I were a flower/plant, I would be:... a tomato plant
If I were a kind of weather, I would be:... Beach lover's paradise
If I were a mythical creature, I would be:...A centaur
If I were a musical instrument, I would be:... Baby trombone
If I were an animal, I would be:... Dog
If I were a colour, I would be:... btw color is spelled w/ out a "u" and lime green
If I were an emotion, I would be:... An angry storm
If I were a vegetable, I would be:... Green Pepper
If I were a fruit, I would be:... Kiwi
If I were a sound, I would be:...Lions roaring
If I were an element, I would be:...Fire
If I were a song, I would be:... Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy, by Big and Rich
If I were a movie, I would be:...idk
If I were a book, I would be written by:... J.K. Rowling
If I were a food, I would be:... Chicken Alfredo
If I were a place, I would be:... Mt. McKinelly in Alaska
If I were a taste, I would be:... Spicy Cajun
If I were a scent, I would be:...The smell of coffee or a rainy day
If I were a religion, I would be:...Uhm... None
If I were a word, I would be:... fuck
If I were a body part, I would be:... Legs
If I were a facial expression, I would be:.. A happy smile
If I were a subject in school, I would be:... Animal Science
If I were a cartoon character, I would be:... Snoopy
If I were a shape, I would be:...A circle
If I were a number, I would be:... 14
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be:... Hemp necklace
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:... Lazy Boy Recliner
If I were a car, I would be:...Mustang
If I were an item of clothing, I would be:...Sexy Thong! XP LOL